Octodad vs Jamie

Octodad vs Jamie is the eighteenth ERBOAwesomeness. It features dad/octopus, Octodad and boy/undercover alien, Jamie.

Cast/Crew
Mateo as Octodad

Zander P as Jamie (Audio)

Yaz Muraben as Jamie (Video)

Woody as Squidward

Lyrics
Octodad:

Hey-hey ya stupid alien! They call me Octodad

I’m so good at camouflage that I drive evil chefs mad!!!

You on the other hand, have a lot of big flaws

Imma crush you like you’re in a lion’s jaws

Your friend Irwin is a disgrace to this world

I have a wonderful wife and you will never get girls

My game is selling worldwide, while your show is just unknown

This is bye-bye Jamie, 'cause you're about to be gone!

Jamie:

They call me Jamie, 'cause I will chop you with my tentacles

You're a pretty boring dad and your game is the worst, it is just barnacles

I'm from outer space and you're from an old boring town

But I don't need to make comments, because you're just going down!

You're a weirdo with no life who can't even walk around

You drive evil chefs mad? HA! I drive cows out of this town

This is it Octodad, to get through me, that's pretty gnarly

'Cause my show is top-rated and I'm still going far ya see

Octodad:

Gnarly, man I am the dadliest catch

Watch me get more fame while your ratings just lack

My game is the best, you just play chess

Just go back to your nest and I get all the rest!!!!

You're a wannabe of me who hides his tentacles in his shirt

You're about to die, so this may hurt

Jamie stop with your horrible rhymes, my rhymes are way better

And your show is going down, you're about to get a letter

Squidward:

I'm working on my art, so will you be a bit quiet

Octodad, you're not a dad, you don't even have a life

Jamie, quit it, everybody knows you're an alien, so don't put up a fight

Stop it both of you, I'll get angry like I do with Spongebob alright

Stop spitting your stupid disses, 'cause this is war

My show is known worldwide, so you don't need to talk yaw

Both of you just stop with your stupid diddle-daddle

My name is Squidward and I just won this battle

Trivia

 * N/A was originally gonna play Squidward, he said yes, but nothing happened.