Mario vs Sonic

Mario vs Sonic is the 7th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Awesomeness Season 1

Sound-Cloud Link:

https://soundcloud.com/erboawesomeness/epic-rap-battles-of-awesomeness-7-mario-vs-sonic

Cast
Woody as Mario

Mateo as Sonic

Mario:
Hey stupid cow, it's me Mario!

I'm gonna super-smash your butt with my friend Luigi yo

You don't know what you're doing when you're in your game

I'm world famous and everybody likes me

You're just a hedgehog who does crap everyday it makes no sense

You will never get Blaze, you will end up kissing a fence

Makes sense, cause you're just a hedgehog with a flat mind

Stop running so fast and take a look at your life

You're so fat Sonic, you should eat less of those rings

If you wanna get to the end of the game, you gotta think

Just look at me, I'm Super Mario

I'm not a jerk like you and I can get things, Pronto

Sonic:
You don't who you're facing and you think that I am fat

Mario, you eat so many mushrooms you could just blow up like that

Your friend Luigi, he just looks like a frog

And my girlfriend Blaze is 100X better than your princess ya

I wish they'd stop making video games about yourself

Turns out that you don't have really good health

Because, mushrooms is all you eat, it's like a drug to you

In fact, it is a drug so you're going down Mario

The only thing you can do is clean up poo

Apart from making really gross balls of mushroom soup

So get out of here Mario

You know you ain't winning

Super Mario bros will soon be finished

Mario:
Sonic, stop making me want to throw up

Your rhymes are complete nonsense, man you gotta grow up

The princess will kill you both and then be done with this

So get outta here Sonic

You already know that I've won this